Total Medals Earned: 325 (From 24 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,140 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/230 points)
Checking out the game.
Reaching area 5
Reaching level 10
Reaching area 15
Playing the game for 10 minutes.
Reaching area 20
Playing the game for 20 minutes
Playing the game for 30 minutes.
Medals Earned: 6/18 (80/385 points)
Disco inferno
See you next FALL!
You found some poo!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Get to the party!
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 3/21 (15/455 points)
25 faic combo
Unlock health power-up
Unlock speed power-up
Unlock health power-down
Submit a Score the highscore table
Unlock speed power-down
Unlock size power-up
50 faic combo
Unlock size power-down
100 faic combo
Unlock vulnerable power-down
Unlock invicibility power-up
150 faic combo
Unlock combo 0.5x power-down
200 faic combo
Unlock combo 2x power-up
500 faic combo
Medals Earned: 7/18 (115/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Find secret area 3
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
Complete 25 levels
Find secret area 5
Find secret area 2
Find secret area 1
Find secret area 4
Complete lvl 29
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Complete the game with a revive
Complete the game with a takeover
Complete lvl 27
Medals Earned: 5/20 (50/590 points)
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill 100 enemies
Kill an enemy with your fist
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 2/4 (20/55 points)
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Meet Bee!
Kill the magician!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (30/355 points)
Create three matching combos
Create six matching combos
Win a battle in less than 60 seconds
Play more than 5 minutes in one battle
Matching five or more units
Match three or more Armor blocks 20 times in one battle
Don't lose any units for an entire battle
Kill more than 50 enemy units while keep the casualties below 10 units
Match three or more Potion blocks 20 times in one battle
Match three or more Statue blocks 20 times in one battle
Match three or more Sword blocks 20 times in one battle
Get a score of 100,000 in one battle
Complete the campaign
Create ten matching combos
Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.